Archive for June 17th, 2008

Ir-Reverend Heather

Posted in Life on 06/17/2008 09:41 am by Heather

In an overwhelming act of ennui, I went online and got ordained by the Universal Life Church. I am now a legal Reverend. From now on, please refer to me as Reverend Heather. I will totally perform gay marriages now that California has made them legal. I’ll marry the breeders too.

Shalom,

Reverend Heather